When someone cuts into my solo & then sings the wrong words


When someone way out of my league starts flirting with me


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When someone asks why I don’t want a tattoo


When I’m looking fly as hell & no one mentions it


When I reunite with my bestie & we have to do absolutely everything together


When someone tries to explain to me the very thing I told them about earlier


When someone says we should get food


When I’ve only seen a guy a few times & everyone starts calling him my boyfriend


When it’s 4pm & I’m still in my pj’s


When my sister says she “can’t live without” the guy she’s been seeing for a week & a half


When someone thinks they are better than me at quoting movies & I obviously put them in their place


When I accidentally knock over something really expensive & it doesn’t break


When someone says they picked me up some food


I went to MEPS & I was surrounded by 17 year olds