This week already has me like…
When literally every person around me is being annoying
When someone asks me what I do for fun
When people ask me how my interview went
When someone tells me they think Brooklyn 99 is a stupid show
Me at training on my first day of my new job
When I go out wearing a dress & have no place to put my ID or chapstick
Basically what I look like at my forestry job
When someone cuts into my solo & then sings the wrong words
When someone way out of my league starts flirting with me
When I’m looking fly as hell & no one mentions it
When I reunite with my bestie & we have to do absolutely everything together
When someone says we should get food
When I’ve only seen a guy a few times & everyone starts calling him my boyfriend