When I see guys playing around with their nieces/nephews


When someone asks “What?” after you’ve already repeated yourself


When I run out of things to talk about on a date


Leaving a work conference


Looking for a bridesmaid dress while high school girls are looking for prom dresses


When I see 2 of my friends on what looks like a “secret date”


When someone tells me to “wipe that smug look off my face”


When my landlord tells me it’s my responsibility to get something fixed


I just feel like this perfectly represents how I feel about most people right now


When I stop a super weird guy from hitting on my friend


When I get caught talking about something inappropriate & quickly change the subject


When everything is going wrong as I clock out of work but I pretend like I didn’t hear anything

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Dear Snow,


When someone tells me about all the exciting things they’re gonna do with their tax return


"You got a hot date for Valentine’s Day??"

Me: